What do you call true love. I say it's the man who you send a text message to at 10am that the giant bottle of pee that's sitting in the refrigerator needs to go to the lab, and he goes willingly..ok begrudgingly.
I get a few yes dears along the way, but he did it for me, and trust me I'm thankful for that.
I'm also thankful at the moment all the testing is over, I did say for the moment, but I have to have my follow up in a few weeks with my RE, to see what our plan of attack is. If it stays the same as when we first met, it will be Clomid in a few weeks, I'm so happy to get things going, and hopefully get that elusive BFP in the next couple of months.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Tests, yet again.
Just when you thought it was done.
The RE's office called and the nurse said that I should come back in and talk to the doctor about the MRI results and she wanted to get more blood work.
I have to go back for more blood work and a 24 hour urine test for Cortisol levels. I did the unthinkable, I consulted Dr Google (that famous know-all) and found out so many things that I probably didn't need to know. I would hope if they found something on the MRI the doctor would have not waited 3 weeks to call me after the test if they thought there was going to be an issue.
But of course the first thing that comes to your head is I have a brain tumor, but then reality kicks and and says seriously if there was any doubt there was an issue they would have had me back the next day not a month later or two months later, because she said to come back in the next couple of weeks.
So I'm still on a holding pattern and still waiting, taking my 2000mg of MF everyday and dealing with all the symptoms that comes with it.
I just want some answers soon.
The RE's office called and the nurse said that I should come back in and talk to the doctor about the MRI results and she wanted to get more blood work.
I have to go back for more blood work and a 24 hour urine test for Cortisol levels. I did the unthinkable, I consulted Dr Google (that famous know-all) and found out so many things that I probably didn't need to know. I would hope if they found something on the MRI the doctor would have not waited 3 weeks to call me after the test if they thought there was going to be an issue.
But of course the first thing that comes to your head is I have a brain tumor, but then reality kicks and and says seriously if there was any doubt there was an issue they would have had me back the next day not a month later or two months later, because she said to come back in the next couple of weeks.
So I'm still on a holding pattern and still waiting, taking my 2000mg of MF everyday and dealing with all the symptoms that comes with it.
I just want some answers soon.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Weigh in
1. How much weight have I lost this week?
Down 2lbs this week
2. What eating plan are you following?
South Beach
3. What kind of exercise have I engaged in over this past week? How many hours?
Zumba Sunday and Friday and a nice walk on Saturday so 3 hours
4. How was I successful this week ?
More exercise, better eating habits.
5. Any slips or set backs this week?
Today all asian food chinese for dinner and vietnamese for lunch
6. My motivation for losing weight this week?
Started using my fitness pal to take some accountability for what I eat.
7. Wild Card!!!
Summer is here and so is bathing suit season.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Weekly weigh in
1. How much weight have I lost this week?
Down 5lbs this week, but I'm back to the beach and haven't cheated at all, but I'm still up 5lbs from about 2 months ago, it's not moving.
2. What eating plan are you following?
South Beach
3. What kind of exercise have I engaged in over this past week? How many hours?
Zumba Sunday Monday and Friday
Tried to go wednesday, but house appoinment got out late and I missed it.
4. How was I successful this week ?
More exercise, better eating habits.
5. Any slips or set backs this week?
None really, I was actually pretty good
6. My motivation for losing weight this week?
Getting healthy and staying healthy, maybe with the help of the MF, I might even "O" on my own.
7. Wild Card!!!
Back to reality after vacation. I may be broken down and beaten up, but I will win this battle!!
Friday, May 25, 2012
Back to the Beach...yet again.
As of this week I'm back to my old standby. About 5 years ago, I lost a total of 70lbs on SBD and did so well with it, but slowly over time gained all but 10lbs back. Which is very disheartening to me. I worked so hard on it, and slowly over 3 years it creeped back on. It was slow to come off and 20lbs here and 20lbs there it came back.
So I'm starting again, let's hope it works for me, and I can stick to it. I say I'm going to start it again and again, and I just can't stick with it.
So phase one starts now. Dinner tonight is going to be a good Phase 2 meal (only because I have some fruit) but tomorrow morning I'm starting Phase 1, which is the shortest phase, lasting 14 days. It reduces cravings for sugar and refined starches, stabilizes blood sugar. The most rapid weight loss takes place during this 2-week period.
If you're not sure what South Beach Diet is, it's all about eating low glycemic foods, that digest slowly and enter your bloodstream slowly. It's about not eating high sugary things that give you that sugar spike and down you out and slow down your metabolism to a dead crawl. But here's a little preview of things that you can eat and things you can't, also a list good glycemic foods.
Foods Allowed in Phase 1
Foods NOT Allowed and to be Avoided in Phase 1
Intermediate GI foods = 56-69
Low GI foods = 0-55
So I'm starting again, let's hope it works for me, and I can stick to it. I say I'm going to start it again and again, and I just can't stick with it.
So phase one starts now. Dinner tonight is going to be a good Phase 2 meal (only because I have some fruit) but tomorrow morning I'm starting Phase 1, which is the shortest phase, lasting 14 days. It reduces cravings for sugar and refined starches, stabilizes blood sugar. The most rapid weight loss takes place during this 2-week period.
If you're not sure what South Beach Diet is, it's all about eating low glycemic foods, that digest slowly and enter your bloodstream slowly. It's about not eating high sugary things that give you that sugar spike and down you out and slow down your metabolism to a dead crawl. But here's a little preview of things that you can eat and things you can't, also a list good glycemic foods.
Foods Allowed in Phase 1
BEEF Lean cuts, such as:
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| VEGETABLE CHOICES (includes legumes) (May use fresh, frozen or canned without added sugar)
SUGAR SUBSTITUTES
|
VEGETABLES
Avoid ALL fruits and fruit juices in Phase 1, including:
| DAIRY
Avoid ALL starchy food in Phase 1, including:
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Illustration of Carbohydrates in Foods
High GI foods = 70-100Intermediate GI foods = 56-69
Low GI foods = 0-55
Food Carbohydrates (gm) | Available Carb per Serving | Glycemic Index | Glycemic Load | Carb Calories per Serving |
HIGH
| ||||
Baked potato, Russet, baked without fat ( 1 small potato, 5 oz.) |
30
|
85
|
26
|
120
|
Waffles, Aunt Jemima (1 piece) |
13
|
76
|
10
|
52
|
Gatorade (1 cup) |
15
|
78
|
12
|
60
|
Grapenuts (approx. 1 cup, Kraft) |
22
|
75
|
16
|
88
|
Bread, whole wheat (1 slice) |
13
|
71
|
9
|
52
|
Bread, white (1 slice) |
14
|
73
|
10
|
56
|
Bagel, (white, frozen) |
35
|
72
|
25
|
140
|
Stuffing ( approx. 1 cup) |
21
|
74
|
16
|
84
|
Graham wafers (approx. 1 cup) |
18
|
74
|
14
|
72
|
Grapenuts (approx. 1 cup, Kraft) |
22
|
75
|
16
|
44
|
Shredded wheat (1 oz. serving) |
20
|
75
|
15
|
80
|
Total (1 oz. serving, General Mills) |
22
|
76
|
17
|
88
|
Cream of Wheat (1 oz. serving, instant, Nabisco) |
30
|
74
|
22
|
120
|
INTERMEDIATE
| ||||
Spaghetti, (plain, cooked, 3/4 cup) |
44
|
61
|
48
|
176
|
Rice (brown, cooked, 3/4 cup) |
38
|
60
|
23
|
152
|
Raisin bran (1 oz. serving, Kellogg's) |
19
|
61
|
12
|
76
|
Oatmeal (1 cup) |
26
|
66
|
17
|
104
|
Bran muffin (large) |
24
|
60
|
15
|
96
|
Green pea soup (1 cup) |
41
|
66
|
27
|
124
|
Ice cream, regular(1/2 cup) |
13
|
61
|
8
|
52
|
Blueberry muffin (1) |
29
|
59
|
17
|
116
|
Raisins (1/4 cup) |
45
|
56
|
25
|
180
|
Powerbar, chocolate |
26
|
56
|
17
|
104
|
LOW
| ||||
Apple |
16
|
34
|
5
|
64
|
Orange |
11
|
42
|
5
|
44
|
Banana |
24
|
52
|
12
|
96
|
Grapes (1 cup) |
18
|
46
|
8
|
72
|
Carrot (raw, 1 medium) |
6
|
47
|
3
|
36
|
Sweet corn (1/2 cup |
17
|
54
|
9
|
68
|
Bread, 100% whole grain (1 slice) |
13
|
51
|
7
|
52
|
Dried apricots (1/4 cup) |
28
|
31
|
9
|
82
|
Peas (1/2 cup) |
7
|
48
|
3
|
28
|
Orange juice (3/4 cup, 6 oz.) |
23
|
52
|
12
|
92
|
Fruit yogurt (reduced fat, 3/4 cup) |
24
|
27
|
7
|
96
|
Tomato soup (1 cup) |
17
|
38
|
6
|
68
|
Skim milk (1 cup) |
13
|
32
|
4
|
52
|
Baked beans (1/2 cup) |
15
|
48
|
7
|
60
|
Lentils (1/2 cup) |
18
|
29
|
5
|
76
|
Kidney beans (1/2 cup) |
25
|
28
|
7
|
100
|
Lima beans (1/2 cup, baby, frozen) |
30
|
32
|
10
|
120
|
Garbanzo beans (1/2 cup) |
30
|
28
|
8
|
120
|
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Bump ahead??
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Ups and Downs
The ups and downs of my chart that is.
I got excited to see a huge temp spike, only to see it drop this morning. I can't believe after only two weeks I could even begin to think that I might have a regular cycle and that the Metformin was actually working, but sadly it was just a fluke, and it must have been warm in the bedroom.
Why can't my body just work like most people?
My Ovulation Chart
I got excited to see a huge temp spike, only to see it drop this morning. I can't believe after only two weeks I could even begin to think that I might have a regular cycle and that the Metformin was actually working, but sadly it was just a fluke, and it must have been warm in the bedroom.
Why can't my body just work like most people?
My Ovulation Chart
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Letter to my Mom
Dear Mom,
This is the 1st year without you and I just wanted to say I love you. I wanted you to know how much I miss you everyday and how much I wish you could be with me on my own journey to become a mother. There is so much I want to ask you, so much I want to know.
Over the years you've taught me so much, you taught me to "knit" and when I say knit I mean that stitch and only stitch. When I saw this card below I thought of you. Because every time that I pick up those needles and knit a stitch it's because you taught me how to.
I love you, Happy Mother's Day.
This is the 1st year without you and I just wanted to say I love you. I wanted you to know how much I miss you everyday and how much I wish you could be with me on my own journey to become a mother. There is so much I want to ask you, so much I want to know.
Over the years you've taught me so much, you taught me to "knit" and when I say knit I mean that stitch and only stitch. When I saw this card below I thought of you. Because every time that I pick up those needles and knit a stitch it's because you taught me how to.
I love you, Happy Mother's Day.

Saturday, May 12, 2012
Mother's Day Poem for the Infertile
“Happy Mother's Day”
it comes around every year;
but when you have empty arms,
it's very hard to hear.
It's a day to celebrate a mother,
for all the trials she overcame;
and a reminder to an infertile
of her loneliness and shame.
But what really makes a mother,
Is it just conception and birth?
Or is there something more,
that shows a mother's worth?
It's putting your child first,
in everything you do;
it's sacrifice and determination,
and love and patience too.
An infertile woman makes all her plans,
around a child not yet conceived;
she loves them even though they aren't here,
more than she ever could have believed.
She appreciates and understands,
what a blessing that children are;
she works hard for just a chance,
that motherhood is not that far.
All odds are stacked against her,
and yet she still has hope;
everyday is another struggle,
finding ways to help her cope.
So even though her arms are empty,
she can still be a mother too;
So say a special “Happy Mother's Day”
for those waiting for their dreams to come true!
MRI = No Fun
Went to have an MRI to check my Pituitary gland tonight to see if it was ok, and if it was the reason for the raised prolactin levels. I never want to do that again. It really SUCKED it's something I don't want to do ever, ever again.
I got to my appointment at 4:15pm and they told me it should take about 45 minutes. I filled out paperwork and in we went. They needed to put an IV in so they could do the contrast dye so they could get a good picture of my brain (yes it's there, they found it) I had two techs try to find a vein and they weren't having a lot of luck, so they finally got a nurse to come in and look. They found one, in the worst spot possible right in the middle of the back of my left arm...ouch
They took me into the little room gave me earplugs and put me on the little bed to roll me into the MRI machine, the tech told me I had to stay perfectly still so they could get a good image, apparently I didn't, but then again every time the machine would vibrate my entire body would go into spasm. I thought I was going to have some sort of attack...really not a fan. But 1/2 way though the test they came over the speaker and said "ok you're going to feel the contrast go into your arm now" and again, not a fan, it was hot and burned and felt funky.
So they continued the test and finally when it was over they rolled me out, I did tell the nurse I never wanted to do that again...EVER I was so weak and shakey and was just had a feeling of being dazed and confused. It took a couple of hours but the feeling finally wore off.
I'm so happy it is over and I'm one day closer to being a MOM.
I got to my appointment at 4:15pm and they told me it should take about 45 minutes. I filled out paperwork and in we went. They needed to put an IV in so they could do the contrast dye so they could get a good picture of my brain (yes it's there, they found it) I had two techs try to find a vein and they weren't having a lot of luck, so they finally got a nurse to come in and look. They found one, in the worst spot possible right in the middle of the back of my left arm...ouch
They took me into the little room gave me earplugs and put me on the little bed to roll me into the MRI machine, the tech told me I had to stay perfectly still so they could get a good image, apparently I didn't, but then again every time the machine would vibrate my entire body would go into spasm. I thought I was going to have some sort of attack...really not a fan. But 1/2 way though the test they came over the speaker and said "ok you're going to feel the contrast go into your arm now" and again, not a fan, it was hot and burned and felt funky.
So they continued the test and finally when it was over they rolled me out, I did tell the nurse I never wanted to do that again...EVER I was so weak and shakey and was just had a feeling of being dazed and confused. It took a couple of hours but the feeling finally wore off.
I'm so happy it is over and I'm one day closer to being a MOM.
Sunday, May 6, 2012
I found this story on Resolve website about the cost of infertility and it really hit home.
Here is my take on the cost of infertility.
I think it's a huge emotional cost on a marriage, its hard, it's taxing, it's so many emotions at once. Like today's little debacle. He was so upset and heart broken, not that that fact that he couldn't leave his little donation, but the fact that he was letting me down.
I felt so bad for him, and all I wanted to do was go to him and give him a huge hug and I couldn't
I hate what this has done to us, I hate the fact that I can't give him a child, I hate my body, I hate everything about IF
He sent me a text when he was at the REs office and said you wanna know the ? of the day. I asked what? He said one of the things he had to fill out was have you ever father a child his answer was yeah 1998. And there was nothing I could do about that either. I'm sure that had to kill him.
The Costs of Infertility Treatment
While medical staff expertise and clinic success rates, reputation and location will most likely be the criteria you use to choose an infertility clinic, cost may also be a factor. Since most assisted reproductive technologies (ART) are not covered by insurance, the patient has to pay “out-of-pocket,” often leading to increased stress as well as long-term financial burdens.
Trying to find the costs associated with infertility treatment can be frustrating. RESOLVE sought cost information from more than 30 clinics across the country. Most clinic websites do not list pricing; in fact, the financial information on most clinic websites deals primarily with insurance issues, not treatment cost or payment terms. Some clinics have relationships with financing organizations such as Advanced Reproductive Care (ARC) or IntegraMed, (see “Infertility Financing Programs"), and include links to those services on their websites, but offer little information about the actual cost of treatment.
The American Society of Reproductive Medicine (ASRM) lists the average price of an in vitro fertilization (IVF) cycle in the U.S. to be $12,400. (ASRM does not qualify if this includes medications.) We sought to find the price of intrauterine insemination (IUI), one IVF cycle using fresh embryos, and the additional charges for intracytoplasmic sperm injection (ICSI) and preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) (where offered) from a cross section of clinics throughout the U.S. We called and e-mailed clinics that did not list prices on their websites, and discovered that some clinics generally do not give cost information over the phone (but they did for this story). When clinics do list the prices on their website, the information is clear and easy to understand, without many exclusions or disclaimers. RESOLVE encourages all clinics to post updated pricing on their websites.
- Average cost of an IUI cycle: $865; Median Cost: $350
- Average Cost of an IVF cycle using fresh embryos (not including medications): $8,158; Median Cost: $7,500
- Average additional cost of ICSI procedure:$1,544; Median Cost: $1,500
- Average additional cost of PGD procedure: $3,550; Median Cost: $3,200
(Note: Medications for IVF are $3,000 $5,000 per fresh cycle on average.)Several interesting trends in clinic pricing have surfaced:
- In areas with few infertility clinics, prices, on average, are higher
- High cost of living does not equate to high treatment costs
- IUI prices ranged from $275 to $2,457—a huge differential. Some prices quoted include medications, blood work and sonograms; others do not—hence the huge price differential.
- ICSI prices across the country are within $500 of each other—$1,000 to $1,500.
Conclusion
Patients seeking ART such as IVF should choose their physician carefully and weigh a number of factors. If cost is a factor in your decision making, ask the clinic for a detailed list of procedures and corresponding costs, and follow up with these questions:
- Are medications, tests, lab work and consultations included in the cost of treatment?
- Does the clinic provide financial counseling and psychological counseling? If so, are there fees for these services?
- Since most patients do not have insurance coverage for infertility treatment, knowing the costs up front makes good financial sense.
Here is my take on the cost of infertility.
I think it's a huge emotional cost on a marriage, its hard, it's taxing, it's so many emotions at once. Like today's little debacle. He was so upset and heart broken, not that that fact that he couldn't leave his little donation, but the fact that he was letting me down.
I felt so bad for him, and all I wanted to do was go to him and give him a huge hug and I couldn't
I hate what this has done to us, I hate the fact that I can't give him a child, I hate my body, I hate everything about IF
He sent me a text when he was at the REs office and said you wanna know the ? of the day. I asked what? He said one of the things he had to fill out was have you ever father a child his answer was yeah 1998. And there was nothing I could do about that either. I'm sure that had to kill him.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Do I, or Don't I have it...
And the answer is....I DO!!
PCOS-IR that is.
After 22 vials of blood, a full panel of questions and an internal ultrasound I finally have a diagnosis and a plan. My RE said I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) and Metabolic Syndrome and possibly hyperprolactinenmia which can be caused by the PCOS but the RE wants to rule it out with an MRI of my brain to check my pituitary gland, to make sure there isn't a tumor.
The doctor wasn't overly concerned with the elevated prolactin levels she just wanted a baseline to check it in the future, she said she wouldn't even treat it at this point. But better safe than sorry right.
Now the plan to get me pregnant is first to put me on Metformin for three months to see how it works or if it works then if that doesn't work we try a few cycles of Clomid and timed intercourse, then 2 rounds of Clomid with IUIs and then she suggested because of my age not doing injectables and going right to IVF if nothing else works, but I'm really hoping it doesn't go that far, because that means we will have been trying yet another year.
It was all very hard to hear today and very hard to take in, but I did, and I know we have a plan and I will be a Mom.
PCOS-IR that is.
After 22 vials of blood, a full panel of questions and an internal ultrasound I finally have a diagnosis and a plan. My RE said I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) and Metabolic Syndrome and possibly hyperprolactinenmia which can be caused by the PCOS but the RE wants to rule it out with an MRI of my brain to check my pituitary gland, to make sure there isn't a tumor.
The doctor wasn't overly concerned with the elevated prolactin levels she just wanted a baseline to check it in the future, she said she wouldn't even treat it at this point. But better safe than sorry right.
Now the plan to get me pregnant is first to put me on Metformin for three months to see how it works or if it works then if that doesn't work we try a few cycles of Clomid and timed intercourse, then 2 rounds of Clomid with IUIs and then she suggested because of my age not doing injectables and going right to IVF if nothing else works, but I'm really hoping it doesn't go that far, because that means we will have been trying yet another year.
It was all very hard to hear today and very hard to take in, but I did, and I know we have a plan and I will be a Mom.
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Testing...testing, can anyone hear me.
Apparently when they put you though the full range of IF testing, they take lots and lots of blood. And when I say lots and lots I mean they took a grand total of 22 vials out of my two arms.
I would have sworn there were vampires in the lab if I didn't know any better.
And to make matters worse, I get a call from my RE yesterday she wanted to run one more test because my prolactin levels were a little elevated. The nurse said it was nothing to be alarmed by, but she thought maybe I wasn't fasting (which I was) or maybe that could be an issue, so back to the lab we go. I really hope I have some blood left to take.
And in case you were wondering, I'm not the only one going through testing. "D" gets to have a little blood work done and lucky him they only took 4 vials. But he gets to make the ultimate donation of a sperm sample because they have to do a semen analysis to check to make sure he's got some good swimmers, personally I'm praying for the Michael Phelps of sperm.
I would have sworn there were vampires in the lab if I didn't know any better.
And to make matters worse, I get a call from my RE yesterday she wanted to run one more test because my prolactin levels were a little elevated. The nurse said it was nothing to be alarmed by, but she thought maybe I wasn't fasting (which I was) or maybe that could be an issue, so back to the lab we go. I really hope I have some blood left to take.
And in case you were wondering, I'm not the only one going through testing. "D" gets to have a little blood work done and lucky him they only took 4 vials. But he gets to make the ultimate donation of a sperm sample because they have to do a semen analysis to check to make sure he's got some good swimmers, personally I'm praying for the Michael Phelps of sperm.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
If at first you don't succeed...
Try and try again.
And try and try and try we did. But nothing seemed to be working, I've always had some longer than usual cycles but over the last couple of years they were getting worse and worse. I went to my OB/GYN for my annual visit and he did an ultrasound and all kinds of blood work, they were trying to rule out PCOS or polycystic ovary syndrome, and between the blood work and the ultrasound they did manage to rule it out.
But that still didn't solve my problem or answer any of my questions, why did I have these long cycles and why after almost three years am I not pregnant.
I still wasn't real happy with the answers that I got, so I went to see a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE) and the appointment went great she went over all the blood work already drawn and she did a t/v ultrasound, yet again violated, but it wasn’t so bad, she was playing hide and seek with my ovaries.
She also think my fertility issues are not caused by PCOS but are caused by weight issues, weight issues that I've suffered with all of my life. Apparently I’m too girly I make too much estrogen so it causes the fat cells to build up in the estrogen and save it for later, so no matter how much diet and exercise I do, probably not going to get rid of it, but she was happy to hear that I was doing South Beach. So it’s really not my fault I’m fat, I have an excuse, which was such a good thing to hear, other then just you're fat you should diet.
Depending on what the blood works says she wants to put me on Metformin she thinks that will help break it down the estrogen and regulate me, she thinks this is the cause of my issues and that I’m not actually ovulating…kinda helps to ovulate to get pregnant huh?? She’s going to try that for 3 or 4 months and then if that doesn’t work then she’s going to try some clomid but she’s confident that she can help me.
I'm so happy that I went to see her.
First comes love...
Then come marriage, and then comes the wait for the baby carriage, and wait is what we did.
It's been a long wait for something that we both wanted so much, we pretty much had names picked out even before we got married, and now over three years later that baby carriage is still empty.
This is our journey to start our little flock, after a few appointments, vials and vials of blood drawn, I want to be able to look back at this when I have our little miracle, and see how it was all worth it.
It's been a long wait for something that we both wanted so much, we pretty much had names picked out even before we got married, and now over three years later that baby carriage is still empty.
This is our journey to start our little flock, after a few appointments, vials and vials of blood drawn, I want to be able to look back at this when I have our little miracle, and see how it was all worth it.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
TTC FYI: YKWIM
Sometimes all the acronyms can get so confusing. And if you're wondering what that jumble on the top of the title was here is a list of everything you need to know. I will try not to write in code (too much) but I can't guarantee anything.
#
2WW - Two-week wait until time to take pregnancy test (approximately 14 days after ovulation)
A
AE – Alter Ego
AF - Aunt Flo (menstruation)
AI - Artificial Insemination
AMA - Advanced maternal age
AO - Anovulatory
AP - Adoption Process
AR - Assisted Reproduction
ART - Assisted Reproductive Technology
AW - Attention whore
B
BBs - Breasts
BC - Birth Control
BCP - Birth Control Pills
BBT - Basal Body Temperature
BD - Baby Dance (baby making sex)
BF or BF'ing - Breastfeeding
BFN or BF0 - Big Fat Negative (home pregnancy test result)
BFP - Big Fat Positive (home pregnancy test result)
BIL - Brother-in-Law
BIO - The Nest Baby Community Bio
BM - Bowel Movement or Breast Milk
BOTB - Baby on the Brain (The Nest message board)
BR – Baby Related
BRU - Babies R Us Store
BSC - Bat Sh*t Crazy
BTW - By the way
BW or B/W - Blood Work
C
C&P – Copy and Paste
CB - Cycle Buddy
CBEFM - Clear Blue Easy Fertility Monitor
CCT – Clomid Challenge Test
CD - Cycle day
CDs - Cloth Diapers
CF - Cervical fluid
CIO - Cry It Out
CL - Corpus Luteum
CM - Cervical Mucus
CNM - Certified Nurse Midwife
Colpo - Colposcopy
CP - Cervical position
CVS - Chorionic Villae Sampling
D
D&C - Dilation & Curettage
DC - Dear/Darling Child
DD - Dear/Darling Daughter or Designated Driver
DD - Dirty Delete (a post) - try not to do this
DE - Donor Eggs
D&E - Dilation & Evacuation
DH - Dear/Darling Husband
DI - Donor Insemination
DOR - Diminished Ovarian Reserve
DPO - Days past ovulation
DPR = Days Post-Retrieval (eggs)
DPT = Days Post-Transfer
DS - Dear/Darling Son
DTD – Doing the Deed (non-baby related sex)
E
E2 - Estradiol
EBF - Exclusively Breastfed
EBM - Expressed Breast Milk
EDD - Estimated Due Date
EFF - Exclusively Formula Fed
ENDO - Endometriosis
EP - Exclusively Pump
EPT - Early Pregnancy Test
ER - Emergency Room
ET - Embryo Transfer
ETA - Edit to The Above
EWCM - Egg White Cervical Mucus
F
FET - Frozen Embryo Transfer
FF or FF'ing - Formula Feeding
FFFC - Flame-Free Friday Confession
FFS - For F*uck Sake
FIL – Father in Law
FM - Fertility Monitor
FWP - F* With Purpose (baby making sex)
FMU - First morning urine
FP - Follicular Phase
FRER - First Response Early Response
FSH - Follicle Stimulating Hormone
FTR - For the Record
FTTA - Fertile Thoughts To All
F/U – Follow Up
FWIW – For What It’s Worth
G
G2G – as an alternative for GTG
GB - God Bless
GBCN - Good Bye Cruel Nest
GBY - God Bless You
GF - Girlfriend
GMA - Geriatric Maternal Age
GP - General Practitioner
GTG – Nestie get together
GTKYT - Get To Know You Thursday (theme day)
H
HCG - Human Chorionic Gonadotropin
H&H - Happy and Healthy
H&H9M – Happy and Healthy nine months
HOM - High Order Multiples
HPT - Home Pregnancy Test
HRT - Hormone Replacement Therapy
HSC - Hysteroscopy
HSG – Hysterosalpingogram
HTH – Hope That Helps
I
IB - Implantation Bleeding
IC - Incompetent Cervix
IBS - Irritable Bowel Syndrome
ICSI - Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection
IDK - I Don't Know
IF - Infertility
IHO – In honor of
IIRC – if I remember correctly
IL’s – In-laws
IM – Intramuscular Injections
IMO – in my opinion
IMHO - In my humble opinion
IMNSHO – in my not so humble opinion
IR- Insulin Resistant
IRL - In Real Life
ITA – I totally agree
IUI - Intra-uterine Insemination
IVF - In Vitro Fertilization
J
JK - just kidding
JMHO - Just My Humble Opinion
JMO - just my opinion
K
KU - Knocked Up
KWIM - Know What I Mean
L
LAP - Laparoscopy
LH - Luteinizing Hormone
LIP – Link in Post
LMAO - laughing my ass off
LMFAO - laughing my fat ass off
LMP - Last Menstrual Period
LO - Little One
LOL - Laughing Out loud
LP - Luteal phase
LPD - Luteal Phase Defect
LTD – Long Term Disability
M
MC - Miscarriage
MF or MFI - Male Factor Infertility
MIL – Mother in Law
M/S or MS - Morning Sickness
MUD – Made up Drama
N
NAK - Nursing at the Keyboard
NBR - Not Baby Related
NFO - Not Finding Out (gender)
NFP - Natural Family Planning
NFT – No Further Text or thoughts
NIP - Nursing In Public
NL – Normal
NMS – Not my style
NP - Nurse Practitioner
NTD - Neural Tube Defect
NWT - New With Tag
O
O - Ovulation
OB - Obstetrician
OB/GYN - Obstetrician/Gynecologist
OC - Oral Contraceptives
OHSS - Ovarian Hyperstimulation Syndrome
OOT – Out of town
OPK - Ovulation Predictor Kit
OPT - Ovulation Predictor Test
OTC - Over-the-counter
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OV - Ovulation
OWT - Old Wives Tale
P
P4 - Progesterone
PA - Physician's Assistant
PC - Post-Coital (after sex)
PCO, PCOD - Polycystic Ovary Disease
PCOS (POS) - Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome
PCP - Primary Care Physician
PCT - Post-Coital Test
PG - Pregnancy or Pregnant
PH - Puffy Heart
PI - Primary Infertility
PIAC - Pee In A cup
PIB – Picture in Bio
PID - Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
PIH - Pregnancy Induced Hypertension
PIO – Progesterone in Oil
PIP – Picture in post
PIT – Pitocin
PITA - Pain in the Ass
PM – Private Message
PMS - Premenstrual Syndrome
PNV - Prenatal vitamin
POAS - Pee On A Stick
POF – Premature Ovarian Failure
POMF - Pee on My Fingers
Pough - Pee+Cough
POTW - Picture of The Week
PP - Previous Poster or PostPartum
PPH - Pink Puffy Heart Or Purple Puffy Heart
PR - Pregnancy Related
PROM - Premature Rupture of Membranes
PSA – Public service announcement
PTL - Preterm labor
PW – Posting Whore
PZ - PregnantZilla (self-centered pregnant woman)
R
RE - Reproductive Endocrinologist
ROTFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
RP - Repost
RPL - Recurrent Pregnancy Loss
RSA - Recurrent Spontaneous Abortion
Rx - Prescription
S
S/A - Sperm/semen analysis
SA – Semen Analysis
SAHD - Stay At Home Dad
SAHM - Stay At Home Mom
SAHW - Stay At Home Wife
SAIFW - Success After InFertility Welcome
SFL - Save For Later
SHG - Sonohysterogram
SI - Secondary Infertility
SIL – Sister in Law
SN – Screen Name
Sniss - Sneeze+pee
SO – Significant Other
S/O – Spin Off or Speaking Of
SonoHSG - Sonohysterogram
STD - Short Term Disability
STFU - Shut The F*ck Up
T
TCOYF - Taking Charge of Your Fertility (book)
TIA – Thanks in Advance
TL - Tubal Ligation
TMI - To Much Information
TR - Tubal Reversal
TRH - Thyroid Releasing Hormone
TSH - Thyroid Stimulating Hormone
TTA - Trying to Avoid
TTC - Trying To Conceive
TX – Treatment
TY – Thank you
U
UC - Unassisted Childbirth
US or u/s - Ultrasound
UTI - Urinary Tract Infection
V
V - Vasectomy
VBAC - Vaginal birth after caesarian
VR - Vasectomy Reversal
W
WAHM/D - Work at home mom/dad
WBC - White Blood Cells
WDYT – What do you think?
WOHM/D - Work outside home mom/dad
WTEWE - What to Expect When You're Expecting (book)
WTEBE – What to Expect Before You’re Expecting (book)
WWYD – What would you do?
X
XH – Ex-Husband
XP – cut and paste or Cross Post
Y
YGM - you've got mail
YGPM - you've got private message
YI - Yeast infection
YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
YWIA - you're welcome in advance
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